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Yes, flowers and chocolates are a nice
touch. But if you really want to make a statement, try
these off-beat gestures!
10 Rules For Him
1. Tell her that she looks super-amazing. Even if she
does look a tad bloated and a mess.
2. Spring clean her entire wardrobe and rearrange all
her shoes and lingerie. She'll really love that.
3. Have nothing but nice things to say about her
girlfriends. Especially the ones you loathe.
4. One weekend, take a picture of the two of you every
hour, on the hour - wherever she happens to be, even if
she's in the bathroom - and make a photo album of that.
5. Present her with a year's subscription of her three
fave magazines. To spice things up, include a regular
issue of skin-art mag, Tattoo.
6. Whenever the topic of visiting her parents comes up,
resist the urge to run screaming from the room. Sit
tight, smile and make plans for an emergency office
meeting.
7. Make her a mixed CD of love songs by decibel-busting
rockers Megadeth and Black Sabbath.
8. Leave the toilet seat down.
9. Go shopping with her. Without complaining.
10. But seriously, just saying " I love You " is always
cool.
10 Rules For
Her
1. Every guys loves a homecooked meal now and then.
Nothing says, " I love You" more. If you can't cook,
cater, but hide the evidence. He'll never know.
2. Leave the toilet seat up.
3. Whenever the topic of his ex-girlfriends comes up,
resist the urge to run screaming from the room. Sit
tight, smile and make plans to meet up with your
girlfriends for a moan session.
4. Know that you're never going to like all his friends,
and be cool with that.
5. Get him season tickets to his favourite sports team.
And if it's synchronized swimming, learn to look the
other way.
6. If you really love him, then never ask him "Do I look
fat in this?" Ever.
7. Learn to slow dance with him. And then dance every
day. Even down the supermarket aisle.
8. Every so often, sit through a sports game with him.
Without complaining.
9. Every anniversary, make him a CD of images and
voice-overs that remember the year's highlights with
him. If there are no highlights, rent Meet the Fockers
instead.
10. But seriously, just always being there is pretty
cool.
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