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Bachelors should be heavily
taxed. It is not fair that some
men should be happier than
others.
~Oscar Wilde |
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A man is incomplete until he
is married. After that, he is
finished.
~Zsa Zsa Gabor |
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My wife and I were happy for
20 years - then we met.
~Rodney Dangerfield |
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The most happy marriage I can
picture would be the union of a
deaf man to a blind woman.
~Coleridge |
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One good husband is worth two
good wives; for the scarcer
things are, the more they are
valued.
~Benjamin Franklin |
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The secret of a happy marriage
remains a secret.
~Henry Youngman
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Whatever you may look like,
marry a man your own age - as
your beauty fades, so will his
eyesight.
~Phyllis Diller |
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If love is the answer, could you
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Arguments are unsafe with
wives, because they examine
them; but they do not examine
compliments. One can pass upon a
wife a compliment that is
three-fourths base metal; she
will not even bite it to see if
it is good; all she notices is
the size of it, not the quality.
~Hellfire Hotchkiss |
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