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Marriage is like jogging
through a puddle of industrial
strength rubber glue. You can
work hard and make it through
the struggles; however, you
usually leave your bobby socks
and sneakers behind along the
way.
~Anonymous |
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When a relationship goes
flat, so does a couple of sets
of car tires.
~Anonymous |
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Men only have two
faults....What they do, and what
they say!
~Anonymous |
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If sex is such a natural
phenomenon, how come there are
so many books on how to do it?
~Bette Midler |
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Love is an electric blanket
with somebody else in control of
the switch.
~Cathy Carlyle |
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The trouble with some women
is that they get all excited
about nothing -- and then marry
him.
~Cher |
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Men aren't necessities,
they're luxuries.
~Cher |
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By the time you swear you're
his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
infinite, undying -
Lady, make note of this: One of
you is lying.
~Dorothy Parker |
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I'm always looking for
meaningful one night stands.
~Dudley Moore |
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