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  It is impossible to love and be wise.
~Francis Bacon
 
 
  Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.
~Friedrich Nietzsche
 
 
  Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
~Fulton J. Sheen
 
 
  I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
~Groucho Marx
 
 
  Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
~Henry Kissinger
 
 

 

 
  When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm going with you.
And she never did.
~James Fineous McBride
 
 
 

When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm going with you.
And she never did.
~James Fineous McBride

 
 
 

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
~Anonymous

 
 
  Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
~Jim Backus
 
 
  Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
~George Burns.
 

 

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