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  Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
~Albert Einstein
 
 
  Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city."
~George Burns.
 
 
  Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
~Jean Kerr
 
 
  Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
~Joan Crawford
 
 
  It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up.
~Joan Rivers
 
 

 

 
  Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
~Joan Rivers
 
 
 

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
~Joyce Brothers

 
 
 

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
~Katharine Hepburn

 
 
  True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.
~La Rochefoucauld
 
 
  The only people who make love all the time are liars.
~Louis Jordan
 

 

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