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The only time a woman really
succeeds in changing a man is
when he's a baby.
~Natalie Wood |
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I've had bad luck with both my
wives. The first one left me and
the second one didn't."
~Patrick Murray. |
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In my house I'm the boss, my
wife is just the decision
maker."
~Woody Allen. |
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The most effective way to
remember your wife's birthday is
to forget it once |
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Yawn - Nature's way of
letting married men open their
mouths
~Anon |
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I married Miss Right. I just
didn't know her first name was
Always. |
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I asked my wife where she wanted
to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a
long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen. |
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Marriage is not a word; it is a
sentence |
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Whenever I date a guy, I
think, is this the man that I
want my children to spend their
weekends with?
~Rita Rudner |
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