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  I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
~Steve Martin
 
 
  A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.
~Thomas Hardy
 
 
  I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
~Walt Disney
 
 
  Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
~Woody Allen
 
 
  Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
~Woody Allen
 
 

 

 
  A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
~Milton Berle
 
 
 

A wife is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
~unknown

 
 
 

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

 
 
  The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.  
 
  My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled, "Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong."  

 

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